What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Your a abcdefghijk wife! Why do wives talk so much? Why did God make women? He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.
Husband and wife Jokes - marriage can be painfull!
The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time? As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. What do 3 million abused women do wrong every year? A man and a woman were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
Why does your wife close her eyes during sex? What book do wives like the most? Why are Husbands like parking spaces? Yes, if you insist..
Why can't your wife drive? Why doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job? What book do wives like the most? How do you know when your wife is going to say something intelligent? Husbands miss all of them! We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.